This is entirely a parody. It has everything to do with what you are thinking about as long as you can prove it.
This evening, Piga Panga meets Malcolm Gibson, the one someone called “72-year-old” but whom we prefer to call the Monitor Publications Limited executive editor, standing at the steps of Monitor. His temple is glistening with sweat. In his hairy left hand is a huge axe from whose wedge drips blood. He rubs his brows with the back of his right palm and growls: “It’s restructuring, stay away!” At his feet are the bloody restructuring letters of Don Wanyama, Chris Obore, John Tugume, Richard Wanambwa, Dennis Kawuma… in his pocket are a few more letters.
“Just a few questions is all… just to clear the air on these things, you know…” Piga Panga says, stifling a constipated wind…
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